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From: Lisa Linn [mailto:lisa@wnt.sas.com]
Sent: Thursday, January 21, 1999 5:32 PM
To: newbug@lists.best.com
Subject: [NewBug] lisa's theory of why there are so few silver bugs
Well, as we all know, the silver bugs are the ones that were reverse
engineered from UFO technology. So they are, of course, better and faster
than the rest. But why the silver? Why shouldn't all the bugs benefit from
this advanced technology?
Because it's in the paint.
See, the silver paint is actually frictionless. Of course, this means that
the silver paint was quite expensive to develop. VW knows that the average
consumer cannot absorb the cost of this technology on their own. So they
use it on only 3% of all NB's, and the cost is distributed evenly to all NB
owners.
Hah! I've also explained why the NB is rather expensive. Whaddaya know.
Anyway, this is why i'll wait for a silver even if it takes all year.
;)
lisa linn
sas institute inc.
sas campus dr, cary, nc 27511
not at sas: http://www.wxdu.duke.edu/~lisa
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